GRADE THIRTY-SEVEN of the ONE HUNDRED GRADES IN ENGLISH by VASGEN EITHER YOU GIVE BUCKS ìéâï äá÷áêôå äïììáòù, OR YOU GO TO HELL ìéâï éäéôå ë þåòôñí 1.How much is it? 1.óËÏÌØËÏ? 2.Twelve hundred bucks. 2.ôÙÓÑÞÕ Ä×ÅÓÔÉ ÄÏÌÌÁÒÏ×. 3.Damn! 3.þ£ÒÔ ×ÏÚØÍÉ! 4.I don't care a damn about you. 4.íÎÅ ÎÁ ×ÁÓ ÎÁÐÌÅ×ÁÔØ. 5.I have my goods 5.õ ÍÅÎÑ ÔÏ×ÁÒ, and you have your money. Á Õ ×ÁÓ ÄÅÎØÇÉ. 6.I want to exchange your money 6.ñ ÈÏÞÕ ÐÏÍÅÎÑÔØ ×ÁÛÉ ÄÅÎØÇÉ for my goods. ÎÁ ÍÏÊ ÔÏ×ÁÒ. 7.If you mind, go to hell. 7.åÓÌÉ ×Ù ×ÏÚÒÁÖÁÅÔÅ, ÉÄÉÔÅ Ë ÞÅÒÔÑÍ. TO HARM THEMSELVES, þôïâù îá÷òåäéôø óåâå, STUPID BOSSES ôõðùå âïóóù GIVE STUPID ORDERS. äáàô ôõðùå ðòéëáúù. 1.WE HAVE TO DO 1.íù äïìöîù äåìáôø 2.WHAT THEY SAY. 2.þôï ïîé çï÷ïòñô. 3.WHY ? 3.ðïþåíõ ? 4.BECAUSE THEY ARE BOSSES. 4.ðïôïíõ þôï ïîé - âïóóù. 5.BUT WHAT CAN WE DO 5.á þôï íù íïöåí óäåìáôø TO HARM THEM ? þôïâù îá÷òåäéôø éí ? 6.JUST DO WHAT THEY SAY. 6.ðòïóôï äåìáôø, þôï ïîé çï÷ïòñô. 7.THEY ARE SO STUPID 7.ïîé - ôáëéå ôõðùå, 8.THAT 8.þôï 9.WHAT THEY SAY 9.ôï,þôï ïîé çï÷ïòñô, IS VERY BAD FOR THEM. ïþåîø ðìïèï äìñ îéè. 1O.THEY HARM THEMSELVES 1ï.ïîé ÷òåäñô óåâå 11.BY THEIR OWN 11.ó÷ïéíé óïâóô÷åîîùíé STUPID ORDERS. ôõðùíé ðòéëáúáíé. WHAT IS ON þôï ðòïéóèïäéô - IS LESS IMPORTANT íåîåå ÷áöîï, AND á WHAT IS GOING TO BE þôï âõäåô - IS MORE IMPORTANT. âïìåå ÷áöîï. 1.WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO 1.þôï íù âõäåí äåìáôø 2.TONIGHT ? 2.óåçïäîñ ÷åþåòïí ? 3.NOTHING PARTICULAR. 3.îéþåçï ïóïâåîîïçï. 4.I THINK WE HAVE TO SEE 4.ñ äõíáà,íù äïìöîù ðïóíïôòåôø, WHAT IS ON. þôï ðòïéóèïäéô. 5.YES. 5.äá. 6.IT IS VERY IMPORTANT. 6.üôï ïþåîø ÷áöîï. 7.HOWEVER, 7.ïäîáëï, 8.WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, 8.þôï âïìåå ÷áöîï - 9.IS 9.üôï 1O.WHAT IS GOING TO BE. 1ï.ôï,þôï âõäåô. LET US SEE äá÷áêôå ðïóíïôòéí, WHAT YOU HAVE BROUGHT. þôï ÷ù ðòéîåóìé. 1.LET US SEE IT,. 1.äá÷áêôå ðïóíïôòéí üôï. 2.PLEASE. 2.ðïöáìõêóôá. 3.WHAT ? 3.þôï ? 4.WHAT YOU HAVE TO SHOW. 4.þôï ÷ù äïìöîù ðïëáúáôø. 5.AS I UNDERSTAND, 5.ëáë ñ ðïîéíáà, 6.YOU HAVE BROUGHT SOMETHING 6.÷ù ðòéîåóìé þôï-ôï 7.TO SHOW ME. 7.ðïëáúáôø íîå. 8.WHERE IS IT ? 8.çäå üôï ? 9.SHOW ME 9.ðïëáöéôå íîå, WHAT YOU HAVE BROUGHT. þôï ÷ù ðòéîåóìé. ALL CLOCKS AND WATCHES ÷óå þáóù é þáóéëé - ARE WRONG. ïûéâïþîù. ONLY THE TV ôïìøëï ôåìå÷éäåîéå KNOW THE RIGHT TIME. úîáàô ðòá÷éìøîïå ÷òåíñ. 1.WHAT TIME IS IT,DAD ? 1.óëïìøëï ÷òåíñ, ðáðá ? 2.I AM NOT SURE. 2.ñ îå õ÷åòåî. MY WATCH IS WRONG. íïé þáóù îåðòá÷éìøîï. 3.LET US FIND OUT. 3.äá÷áêôå õúîáåí. TURN ON THE TV. ÷ëìàþéôå ôåìå÷éúïò. 4.GOOD EVENING, 4.äïâòùê ÷åþåò, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. äáíù é çïóðïäá. 5.THE TIME IS SIX O'CLOCK 5.÷òåíñ - ûåóôø þáóï÷. AND HERE'S THE EVENING NEWS. é ÷ïô ÷åþåòîéå îï÷ïóôé. 6.IT IS SIX O'CLOCK. 6.ûåóôø þáóï÷. 7.LET ME CHANGE MY WATCH. 7.äá÷áêôå ñ ðåòåóôá÷ìà þáóù. 8.OUR CLOCKS ARE WRONG,TOO. 8.îáûé âïìøûéå þáóù ôïöå îåðòá÷éìøîï. 9.THE ALARM CLOCK 9.âõäéìøîéë IS FIVE MINUTES SLOW,AND îá ðñôø íéîõô ïôóôáåô, á 1ï.THE WALL CLOCK 1O.óôåîîùå þáóù IS TEN MINUTES FAST. îá äåóñôø íéîõô óðåûáô. 11.WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ? 11.þôï íù âõäåí äåìáôø ? 12.LET US 12.äá÷áêôå LEAVE THE TV ON. ïóôá÷éí ôåìå÷éúïò ÷ëìàþåîîùí. 13.THEY KNOW THE RIGHT TIME. 13.ïîé úîáàô ôïþîïå ÷òåíñ. let us leave ÄÁ×ÁÊÔÅ ÏÓÔÁ×ÉÍ I WANT TO MAKE ñ èïþõ óäåìáôø AN IMPORTANT STATEMENT ÷áöîïå úáñ÷ìåîéå 1.Officer ! 1.ðÏÌÉÃÅÊÓËÉÊ ! 2.Excuse me, Sir, 2.éÚ×ÉÎÉÔÅ, óÜÒ, can you help me ? ×Ù ÐÏÖÅÔÅ ÐÏÍÏÞØ ÍÎÅ. 3.Take me to the police station. 3.äÏÓÔÁ×ØÔÅ ÍÅÎÑ × ÏÔÄÅÌÅÎÉÅ ÐÏÌÉÃÉÉ. 4.I want to see the police chief. 4.ñ ÄÏÌÖÅÎ ×ÉÄÅÔØ ÎÁÞÁÌØÎÉËÁ ÐÏÌÉÃÉÉ. 5.I must make 5.ñ ÄÏÌÖÅÎ ÓÄÅÌÁÔØ an important statement. ×ÁÖÎÏÅ ÚÁÑ×ÌÅÎÉÅ. 6.This statement is very urgent. 6.üÔÏ ÚÁÑ×ÌÅÎÉÅ - ÏÞÅÎØ ×ÁÖÎÏÅ. 7.Take me to the police station 7.äÏÓÔÁ×ØÔÅ ÍÅÎÑ × ÏÔÄÅÌÅÎÉÅ ÐÏÌÉÃÉÉ immediately. ÎÅÍÅÄÌÅÎÎÏ. A BRIGHT PUPIL óðïóïâîùê õþåîéë - IS AN EXCEPTION éóëìàþåîéå, RATHER THAN THE RULE. óëïòåå þåí ðòá÷éìï. 1.HE IS A VERY BRIGHT PUPIL. 1.ïî - ïþåîø óðïóïâîùê õþåîéë. 2.YOU KNOW, 2.÷ù úîáåôå, 3.HE IS AN EXCEPTION, 3.ïî - éóëìàþåîéå, 4.NOT THE RULE. 4.îå ðòá÷éìï. 5.WHATEVER YïU SAY, 5.þôï âù ÷ù îé óëáúáìé, 6.HE IS VERY BRIGHT. 6.ïî ïþåîø óðïóïâîùê. THEY WILL NOT FORGIVE US ïîé îå ðòïóôñô îáó, IF WE FORGET IT åóìé íù úáâõäåí üôï 1.What I tell you, 1.ôÏ, ÞÔÏ Ñ ÓËÁÖÕ ×ÁÍ, 2.you must remember. 2.×Ù ÄÏÌÖÎÙ ÚÁÐÏÍÎÉÔØ. 3.If you forget, 3.åÓÌÉ ×Ù ÚÁÂÕÄÅÔÅ, 4.there will be 4.ÂÕÄÅÔ a very unpleasant situation. ÏÞÅÎØ ÎÅÐÒÉÑÔÎÁÑ ÓÉÔÕÁÃÉÑ. 5.They will never forgive us. 5.îÁÍ ÎÉÍÏÇÄÁ ÎÅ ÐÒÏÓÔÑÔ. 6.They will think that 6.ïÎÉ ÐÏÄÕÍÁÀÔ, ÞÔÏ I told you nothing. Ñ ÎÉÞÅÇÏ ×ÁÍ ÎÅ ÓËÁÚÁÌ. 7.And they will think 7.é ÏÎÉ ÐÏÄÕÍÁÀÔ, that we are fools. ÞÔÏ ÍÙ - ÄÕÒÁËÉ. 8.And they will be right. 8.é ÏÎÉ ÂÕÄÕÔ ÐÒÁ×Ù.